perhaps because I never make them, or because I am cynical about how short lived resolutions seem to be, I was delighted to find that I can now have a computer rendomly generate a resolution for me.
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In the year 2005 I resolve to: Learn to eat fire. |
See, this way I neither have to take time making a resolution, nor will I feel badly when I fail to keep it. A win-win situation if there ever were one!
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January 7th, 2005 at 10:34 am
…I’m sorry, man. Usually, I adore the links you put up, but I’m actually a little offended by my randomly generated resolution. So offended, it’s really funny.
You’ll have to ask me what it is, I can’t even type it here.
January 7th, 2005 at 10:49 am
OK, I refreshed the page and got a much better one.
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Not eat cloned meat.
January 7th, 2005 at 5:25 pm
yea, well. the resolution I posted was my second try also.
I really like your second resolution, though. You know, that pretty much means no chicken for you this year, don’t you?
Soory about that. Maybe third time’s the charm.
January 7th, 2005 at 6:53 pm
You were right! My third one was:
Eat at least two pigeons a week.